10 OF THE MOST RIDICULOUS PUMPKIN SPICE PRODUCTS

I feel like we may have taken Pumpkin Spice a little too far.  As I was searching through Amazon for this article I found some real gems, some of which I can’t believe exist!  It was easy to make a list of the ten most ridiculous pumpkin spice products based on my searches.  Please click through the amazon links and buy all of these things.  You need them.

1. Espree Pumpkin Spice Dog Cologne:

So that your house, your car and now your dog can smell like fall.

2.  Pumpkin Spice Scented Light Bulb

It’s definitely creative?  It’s a SCENTED lightbulb…which for some reason just sounds dangerous?  Or melty?

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3. 2013 McDonald’s Pumpkin Spice Latte Framed Advertisement

There’s only one left, so definitely act fast.

4. Wilton Pumpkin Spice Candy Melts

These are not good.  Trust me.

5.  Our Little Pumpkin Spice Baby

Nope.  Just no.

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6. Pumpkin Spice Beard Oil

Now your homes, your cars, your dog AND your man’s beard can smell like a spicy pumpkin.  #winning

7. Electrical Engineer Powered By Pumpkin Spice

This is oddly specific, but if you have an electrical engineer in your life maybe a fantastic gift?  Or for your next white elephant party?

8. Pumpkin Spice Fettuccini Pasta

I am all for pumpkin pasta sauces, but not for pumpkin pasta.  It’s just too far.  Too far.

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9. Pumpkin Pie Dog Cookies

My dog does not like pumpkin pie, nor do I need her acquiring a taste for it.  The last thing I want is to leave my pumpkin pie unattended only to find my dog has eaten it because she loves pumpkin now.  It’s just a bad plan.

10. Pumpkin Spice Trojans

Ok, so this last one may be a fabrication.  BUT I really could see it in our near future.  For more pumpkin spice products that don’t exist and should never exist, check out this hilarious article!